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Actually, I was a bit disappointed. Madison is a very liberal , in fact, a heterosexual couple can get into trouble trying to have a wedding cake made.
So after I set the guillotine up over the front door, rubbed raw meat all over the snout of our Africa Veldt Large Bladder Weasel Dog, and set the front door knob on "stun," I went to the mall. I was getting used to lots of Arab women going shopping wearing a burqa. Usually they walked in pairs. Today, I didn't see a single one. In fact, I only saw one black guy. Several of kiosks were covered in canvas and not open. It was like the entire ethnic population was saying, "I think these white boys are looking for a fight and I'm just here to see the sales at Bed, Bath and Beyond."
I got my favorite chair and location because B&N was almost empty, but I was a good boy and made my Friday vig payment to Jen (the B&N store manager) and settled down with a new survival magazine. I saw a beautiful folder on the cover. Naturally it was handmade and cost 900 bucks.
I was not bothered for the full two hours. For a brief moment, it was like 1978...
So after I set the guillotine up over the front door, rubbed raw meat all over the snout of our Africa Veldt Large Bladder Weasel Dog, and set the front door knob on "stun," I went to the mall. I was getting used to lots of Arab women going shopping wearing a burqa. Usually they walked in pairs. Today, I didn't see a single one. In fact, I only saw one black guy. Several of kiosks were covered in canvas and not open. It was like the entire ethnic population was saying, "I think these white boys are looking for a fight and I'm just here to see the sales at Bed, Bath and Beyond."
I got my favorite chair and location because B&N was almost empty, but I was a good boy and made my Friday vig payment to Jen (the B&N store manager) and settled down with a new survival magazine. I saw a beautiful folder on the cover. Naturally it was handmade and cost 900 bucks.
I was not bothered for the full two hours. For a brief moment, it was like 1978...