[Lucky Jim]

I will be returning home from Afghanistan within two months. My wife decided as of three days ago that she could not handle the deployment or the guilt of her actions while I was deployed and informed me I would be coming home to an empty house.

Beats me why they marry servicemen in the first place, it takes a special sort of angel to be able to handle the long separations..
"Women, I've never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse"- John Wayne in 'North to Alaska'
"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife"- Daniel Boone