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Decent shape? round, slightly bent over and leaning to the side that has a pistol on it.. is a shape!!!
The dangers of "Fake" Martial arts
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Sure, whatever works in your world.
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it depends... against some random guy that tries to rob you on the street (like drug addicts) or those that think its funny to grab a woman's butt, it can be really effective in giving them a beat.
In a real fight or dangerous situation, not so good.
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"Old fat man with a gun beats a young man with black belt"
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Where do you live that you encounter men who think it's funny to grab a woman's butt?!? I've never had that happen, seen it happen, or known anyone it's happened to. I agree that a physical response is a good one for a butt grabber, but he hasn't really set out to hurt you. He's just being d**k.
:vs_lol: You have no idea the vast number of responses I have to this...:vs_lol:
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Everyone knows that a gun beats a fistfight.
I was talking about being in decent shape as opposed to being a round fat body full of excuses.
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I live in Brazil
with annoying men on every corner
nothing a good kick will not solve
Yavanna, nice to see you! Too bad you can't carry a firearm....anyway, off topic but how are the fruit trees doing? Let us know in the gardening section if you have the time.
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My first guess would have been Italy, but Brazil might have been my second guess.
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a lot of us "round fat " people are the older folks with bad backs, stiff knees and a concealed carry permit (Hint Hint)
we were in decent shape until we carried a pack for miles and miles, or were involved in helicopter crashes, or were sprayed with agent orange..
I am all for being in decent shape.. just do not let us round fat folks lull you into a false sense of superiority
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You completely missed my point. And don't try the rah rah spiel. I've BTDT in just about every shit hole this world offers for 30+ yrs. And yep, my back and knees hurt too. I don't use it as an excuse...it drives me to maintain my fitness in spite of my age and past injuries. "Selection never ends".
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Well bless your soul. I am guessing you are just one bad arse hombre...
I did not miss your point, I was just pointing out that your Original post was as useful as teats on a turtle
Slippy pikes are half off this week
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Which proves you missed the point of my original post. However, we are way off topic of this thread. And I'm sure we all agree that gun beats fist every time. Even guns held by round people.
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:bs: I luvs me some drama......
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I agree--but to be fair, I'll also search around for anything that let's me cheat.
I'm sure we all had some fun with this segment of the forum, but even with some minor fist blows, we all went home with a few black-and blue marks. As a young, stupid kid, I was amazed to find out I had more marks (front and back) than I believed physically possible with exchanges of all less than 30 seconds to one full minute.
BTW, I don't find actual stories that funny to behold. I would rather listen to a humorous tale of daring-do replete with sweeping hand gestures and copious malted beverages. Real fighting is dangerous at any level. Even now I would recommend you surrender every chance you get. One day you might accidently find a professional...
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This is the reality of any martial arts training... No matter who you are, you can still be killed by an amateur with no training. Just like Maiquel Falcao and many, many others. Its not about "fake martial arts" its about real or fake, its about how you use it.
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