I am an old brawler from the street and they ain't never been no rules.
I agree--but to be fair, I'll also search around for anything that let's me cheat.
I'm sure we all had some fun with this segment of the forum, but even with some minor fist blows, we all went home
with a few black-and blue marks. As a young, stupid kid, I was amazed to find out I had more marks (front and back) than I believed physically possible with exchanges of all less than 30 seconds
to one full minute.
BTW, I don't find actual stories that funny to behold. I would rather listen to a humorous tale of daring-do replete with sweeping hand gestures and copious malted beverages. Real fighting is dangerous at any level. Even now I would recommend you surrender every chance you get. One day you might accidently find a professional...