Surgeries to go ahead and get before SHTF
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If you can afford it, get LAZEX, if your vision is impaired and you break your glasses you could be up a creek without a paddle!
I've heard around here, Iowa, it costs about 4000 bucks but hey it would be invaluable in an SHTF situation!!!
I've heard around here, Iowa, it costs about 4000 bucks but hey it would be invaluable in an SHTF situation!!!
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Thinking about having my wife get breast implants. That way I'll have something to play with in the event there's no TV/internet. 
Sorry folks. Thought I'd inject a little humor into a subject I usually take very seriously (prepping, that is).
Sorry folks. Thought I'd inject a little humor into a subject I usually take very seriously (prepping, that is).
::clapping:: ::clapping:: ::clapping:: ::clapping:: ::clapping:: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:AlotToLearn said:Thinking about having my wife get breast implants. That way I'll have something to play with in the event there's no TV/internet.
Sorry folks. Thought I'd inject a little humor into a subject I usually take very seriously (prepping, that is).
I'm laughing so hard at that one that my side is hurting now! LOL!!!!!! I showed my wife and said, see, others are doing it too! LOL!
I had a filling come out the day after hurricane Katrina. Once everything calmed down I had the 6 fillings I have replaced with a polymer fillings.I was thinking about getting all my fillings done so that I don't have to worry for a long time if shtf. Heck, I'm thinking of even getting some false teeth made to speed up the process.
Having good teeth benefits your over all heath, very important before and after if SHTF.
Good thread !
I busted up my shoulder and was in a sling before Hurricane Frederick. Think Dad gave me a pass on any cleanup work? HA!
Hell to the NO.
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Just had a tetanus booster so I'm good for another ten years, in the process of getting some crowns done so my teeth should be good for awhile, already had my appendix removed years ago, overall I have been blessed and have been pretty healthy other then a kidney stone once every 30 years , so I won't have to worry about that unless I live to see 93.
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Lasik in Kentucky is 250$ an eye !
Lowest Price on LASIK in Town! LASIK starting at $250!?
I've found it high as 300$ and as low as 120$ per eye
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Get your roids taken care of! I'm an old man who has done too much heavy lifting.
I'm an old man who has done too much heavy lifting.
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A bottle in front of me before a frontal lobotomy
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Something about discount Lasik is concerning to me lol
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Not sure what kind of surgery is required for this, but ............ if your ever gonna grow a set, get after it.
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Haemorrhoid removal.
Okay, I'll join in to this Zombie Thread. If you have the money for uninsured elective surgery, here's some to consider (for the serious prepper only):
Lasix, as previously mentioned (won't have to prep eyeglasses, could improve your aim)
Tonsils and adenoids removal (if they haven't been already)
Wisdom teeth removal (they could erupt later in life causing trouble, mine did)
Full spectrum vaccinations (including tropical diseases in case of global warming)
Facial hair electrolysis for the men (don't have to prep shaving cream and razors)
Appendix removal (don't know if you can find a doctor to go along with this one)
Spleen removal (just in case you fall (or get thrown) from a tall building)
Titanium knee joint replacement (might as well get ready for the inevitable)
See better, run faster, jump higher, become the Bionic Prepper. We HAVE the technology! (No, I haven't been drinking, I'm on a Trump-Intoxication.)
Lasix, as previously mentioned (won't have to prep eyeglasses, could improve your aim)
Tonsils and adenoids removal (if they haven't been already)
Wisdom teeth removal (they could erupt later in life causing trouble, mine did)
Full spectrum vaccinations (including tropical diseases in case of global warming)
Facial hair electrolysis for the men (don't have to prep shaving cream and razors)
Appendix removal (don't know if you can find a doctor to go along with this one)
Spleen removal (just in case you fall (or get thrown) from a tall building)
Titanium knee joint replacement (might as well get ready for the inevitable)
See better, run faster, jump higher, become the Bionic Prepper. We HAVE the technology! (No, I haven't been drinking, I'm on a Trump-Intoxication.)
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