Yep. Two from the Effin you know who. Now, don't get me wrong they were polite and just wanted to talk. It was about like an 8 month old post on facebook to Feinstein's page saying she was a commie hooker and they'll get my guns bullets first. (I'm sure they were aware of the popular bumper sticker I got that from, they're the freaking fb of i) So they're gabbing trying to find out if I'm stocking up pressure cookers and nails and I'm seeing where this is going real fast, hitting them with comedy jabs and chatting. The guy doing the talking I shit you not when I saw him in my yard he was like Heisenberg holy shit!
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Bald head, goatee, whole nine yards.
So he's like (naturally) hey you understand why we came by just to make sure you wasn't the liberator or gonna blast Fiensteinget jiggy and climb a belltower right? I'm like nah, no worries. I get it, they're the fb of i and the commie is a senator, yeah I know the score. So then just casually Heisenberg is like "So you mind if we have the computers you used and get the login information to your facebook so we can check it?" this guy asks. At that point I just kind of pause and look at him. I can't recall exactly what I said in my surprise but the jist of it was "Can you even do that?" very skeptically. Breaking bad then gives me this hand out and low (Yeah I know how to read body language) and kinda shakes his head, seems to want to say something he shouldn't then goes "Yeah, but if we have your consent..." at which point I shake my head and said "Nah, I don't consent to anything. That's just the libertarian in me, it's a right." and smile. They seemed kind of disappointed, sad even. Then the guy wants to see some ID (that's a federal requirement you can't say no) I show it, he just reads the name doesn't write anything down compares my face hands it back. At that point they knew there wasn't much else to talk about, they knew I know my rights so that was that. I didn't fit the description, clean record just bought a new handgun last week, not stocking pressure cookers or growing a beard. I just found it very odd they wanted to log onto my FB or even asked to. First thing that popped into my head was "You gonna be real bored or laugh a lot"
Seriously. I like listen to music on youtube, check this place, write sci-fi and that's about that. Only thing I don't want out there is how boringly predictable and mundane my life is. Hell, the most exciting thing this month was going 50 miles south to pay a parking ticket. It was the FJ's first parking ticket. I was pretty damn proud.
Point is this is whacky. Guy tells me after the fact the post was like 8 mos ago, then I realize why I'm drawing a blank. Jesus, 8 mos? Took that long to say something? Why not just PM me on the actual FB, I would have probably answered that day.
Apparently, Feinstein is not a priority. I laugh at this statement but it would seem so from the layman's perspective.
I shake Heisenberg's hand, it's all over nice meeting and all, but I'm left with the sense that somehow...somewhere...these kids at the office are just as lazy as me. That's a bad sign.
Hell, if they really want to take a warrant and seize this piece of crap I would probably tip them. It locks up on youtube and pisses me off, doesn't understand shit with my phone and even screws my documents around when the power flickers. You could search this thing all day long and find mostly songs over youtube and friggin pictures of cats. Least of it would be looking up recipes on food network. This thing pisses me off a lot of times.
So what's with the asking for FB login info, are they daft or what? Dude knew damn good and well he isn't authorized to request that, he didn't even try to say otherwise. Like I said, soon as I asked questions they bolted. That strike any of you as odd?
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Bald head, goatee, whole nine yards.
So he's like (naturally) hey you understand why we came by just to make sure you wasn't the liberator or gonna blast Fiensteinget jiggy and climb a belltower right? I'm like nah, no worries. I get it, they're the fb of i and the commie is a senator, yeah I know the score. So then just casually Heisenberg is like "So you mind if we have the computers you used and get the login information to your facebook so we can check it?" this guy asks. At that point I just kind of pause and look at him. I can't recall exactly what I said in my surprise but the jist of it was "Can you even do that?" very skeptically. Breaking bad then gives me this hand out and low (Yeah I know how to read body language) and kinda shakes his head, seems to want to say something he shouldn't then goes "Yeah, but if we have your consent..." at which point I shake my head and said "Nah, I don't consent to anything. That's just the libertarian in me, it's a right." and smile. They seemed kind of disappointed, sad even. Then the guy wants to see some ID (that's a federal requirement you can't say no) I show it, he just reads the name doesn't write anything down compares my face hands it back. At that point they knew there wasn't much else to talk about, they knew I know my rights so that was that. I didn't fit the description, clean record just bought a new handgun last week, not stocking pressure cookers or growing a beard. I just found it very odd they wanted to log onto my FB or even asked to. First thing that popped into my head was "You gonna be real bored or laugh a lot"
Seriously. I like listen to music on youtube, check this place, write sci-fi and that's about that. Only thing I don't want out there is how boringly predictable and mundane my life is. Hell, the most exciting thing this month was going 50 miles south to pay a parking ticket. It was the FJ's first parking ticket. I was pretty damn proud.
Point is this is whacky. Guy tells me after the fact the post was like 8 mos ago, then I realize why I'm drawing a blank. Jesus, 8 mos? Took that long to say something? Why not just PM me on the actual FB, I would have probably answered that day.
Apparently, Feinstein is not a priority. I laugh at this statement but it would seem so from the layman's perspective.
I shake Heisenberg's hand, it's all over nice meeting and all, but I'm left with the sense that somehow...somewhere...these kids at the office are just as lazy as me. That's a bad sign.
Hell, if they really want to take a warrant and seize this piece of crap I would probably tip them. It locks up on youtube and pisses me off, doesn't understand shit with my phone and even screws my documents around when the power flickers. You could search this thing all day long and find mostly songs over youtube and friggin pictures of cats. Least of it would be looking up recipes on food network. This thing pisses me off a lot of times.
So what's with the asking for FB login info, are they daft or what? Dude knew damn good and well he isn't authorized to request that, he didn't even try to say otherwise. Like I said, soon as I asked questions they bolted. That strike any of you as odd?