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prepper retreat for sale or barter in Costa Rica

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I have a 2br house in a very safe remote place in Costa Rica where one can easily live off the land. Will sell for 25k and will hold financing or trade if you have something I want.

Here is the ad
Great prepper retreat in countryside 25k $
::clapping::
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I'll trade you 100 rounds of .22lr for the place. Right here, right now.
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Does it include the Jurassic Park dinosaurs? No dinosaurs, no deal.
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One more thing, I keep the crockpot and silverware too.
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That's my house. You're selling my house. Stop selling my house.
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Oooh, pretty views! I would love to live in a place like that, but the hearts really aren't my thing. Or the 25k. Christmas is coming up though, wanna be my friend? :lol:
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I think the close up shot of the silverware drawer is the real selling point here folks.
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With my luck the volcano would erupt just as soon as I unpacked.
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I always wondered where the house from 'UP' landed when all the balloons popped.
I'm not the only one that things that place screams "I DON'T BELONG HERE", right?
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One question... we are preppers right?

One more question... will we be allowed to bring our guns?

Final question... are you sure you thought this through?
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THIS IS MY HOUSE.

Y'all stop looking at it.
Looks like paradise to me. Is airfare and moving all my stuff included in the price? As a prepper, nothing would give me greater pleasure than to live on a freaking volcano!!! Where would I work? I've been banned from the coffee and banana plantations for obvious reasons...
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A prepper retreat in Costa Rica?
Are you serious??

A vacation place, yes, a prepper retreat --NO
OK,I'll bid 200 rounds of 22 lr.
Did someone bash Costa Rica....

(I'm going to borrow Slippy's microphone and box)

Okay first... I think this would be a good start for a serious place to live. Costa Rica is the location my wife and I have picked out for our goal of retirement. Besides the list of things I love about Costa Rica and the safety factor (compared to ALL other Latin America) it has great surfing (my wife rolls my eyes everytime I mention that I want to retire on the beach in costa rica and surf and find a hot young Costa Rican wife).

As far as prepping... You are able to secure and bring firearms into Costa Rica if you are a legal resident; but you would have to be issued a carry permit. BUT it does limit the weapons you can bring in... no "weapons of war" such as AK or AR according to their laws.

What Costa Rica offers that is hard to find in most places (this does not apply to you lucky ones who have acers of land in the mountains/forest/farm land) - supply of food and fresh water, cheap ability to buy land and homes, and did I mention surfing... oh and fishing. Get tired of the Pacific treck across the country to fish on the right coast.

What sucks about Costa Rica (to a prepper) - Volcanos/earthquakes/Hurricanes - Yeah.. those can suck; but so can living in the range of a nuclear power plant, a military base/DC (Nuke target), a large American city, and Liberals. Also they have two not so friendly neighbors that if the world went to crap Costa Rica does NOT have a standing military. They could be overrun by "liberals"..err I mean terror and criminal elments from the north or south.

I could go all day on about Costa Rica. My parents purchased land and have built their retirement home down there about 10 years ago and I have not gone down there enough in my opinion.

Last.... wait is this his first post. Man was about to write a check out too....

(Hands microphone away and gets off box)

I was going to use my money I got from this Afican prince lottery thing I won to buy the house....

Side note if you want more information about Costa Rica: The Real Costa Rica. Everything you want or need to know about Costa Rica

(Things to get me interested in a topic: Costa Rica, Surfing, firearms, beer/alcohol, boobs, and DIY prepping ideas)
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I have a 2br house in a very safe remote place in Costa Rica where one can easily live off the land. Will sell for 25k and will hold financing or trade if you have something I want.

Here is the ad
Great prepper retreat in countryside 25k $
::clapping::
The Medic on my team said when he left, that he wanted to go smoke dope in Costa Rica...I will forward this to him.
I agree with you, Dalarast. We were looking at Costa Rica and thereabouts. I actually put together a spreadsheet rating several countries on gun laws. Uruguay and Nicaragua win in that department, as well as cost of living, but Nica has a higher crime rate and more police corruption. Anyway, End of America is a book that talks about end time prophecy and how it relates to America. He suggested several SA countries as a place to get away because he maintains God has warned his people to escape new Babylon (America, per the author) before it falls.

And there's my first before-coffee-tangent post of the day.
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