Hey PNation-H, love the play on words. Definitely will need to keep our sense of humor WTSHTF. Like you, I'm new to the site but I'm way behind you. Haven't really started prepping (unless you can count the pounds I've been stockpiling on my waist Like that BOSS acronym - new to me. Your location description sounds similar to my situation. I have seven years until I can get to my remote property on a full-time basis. Can't wait to get off the East Coast.