[stevekozak]

And to throw a twist. Everyone here was a grasshopper and ant at one time.., in that order. Then around 18, grew up and became self sufficient, as the ant..

Not necessarily. Some of us came from families of ants, where being an ant left no time for grasshoppering.

 

[Sasquatch]

Little known fact: Grasshopper is tasty when fried up and served with taters.

Credit given to @Denton for the side dish of taters idea.

 

[Renec]

I'm pretty sure that Kid I call "tin cup" at work owes me about twenty bucks!

 

[wjv]

In another version. . . . The Ant self-identified as a Trans-Grasshopper. . . . . Which made all the commies happy so they left him alone.