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...A damn Pizza Delivered!

Once a year, Mrs Slippy and her sisters (and Mom but her Mom is dead now) go to the beach, usually around fall time. I take this opportunity to get shit done that if Mrs Slippy were here, I'd have to put up with her constant bullshat about this and that etc...And Mrs S is not here to help me out...

So I get my project done, get a shower and crack open a bottle of Maker's Mark Bourbon Whisky and have a couple of tall drinks. Well, now I'm thinking..."A Pizza sure would taste good right about now"...But lo and freakin' behold, nobody deliver's out this far.

The county still does not have an "official" address for Slippy Lodge, they have a plat number for tax purposes and the access road to Slippy Lodge has an address for 911 purposes but that's it. The closest Pizza Joint is an independently owned restaurant that does not deliver and the closest dominoes is about 12 miles away.

Since I've been drinking, I WILL NOT get in the truck and go anywhere so NO PIZZA FOR SLIPPY TONITE! Well, if that's the worst thing about living free then I'll take it!

Guess I'll have to improvise...(time for another sip of Bourbon Whisky!) :vs_closedeyes:
 

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Yep. I know, and it is GREAT!!
I love living out past the end of the pavement.

Nearest Dominoes is two towns away, maybe 24 miles.
Mom & Pop pizza joint in our nearby town will deliver - it we meet them up on the paved road.

I'm just an anti-social son-of-a-gun, people annoy me.
 

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I got a double box of Chef Boy Ar Dee sitting on the shelf back in the pantry . . . just exactly for such purposes.

But I usually take two slices of swiss cheese . . . put a couple slices of canadian bacon between them . . . grab a ripe tomato . . . hot cup of coffee . . . and just realize I didn't really want pizza anyway.

Cause there just flat ain't nobody delivers to my place . . . and that don't bother me one bit . . . for all or RPD's reasons, plus a few of my own.

Went to town today to buy the wife a new vinyl tablecloth and two sacks of bird seed . . . just loved seeing my garage door as I pulled back in the driveway.

May God bless,
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Which why you should always have a Lotzza Motzza Supreme in the freezer. Of course always more then 1.
 

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Plant Plant community Tree Twig Wood

Still can't order pizza but you can't see a tree like this one anywhere! On my back road you can, and a few feet from this tree, under a shag-bark oak tree near a cedar tree right there I killed a 4 foot rattlesnake!
 

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No pizza here either. I usually make up some pizza dough and keep it in the freezer for just such an emergency. Leave it on the counter for a couple hours to thaw, throw on some toppings, then onto the grill it goes. Life is good!
 

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Yep. I know, and it is GREAT!!
I love living out past the end of the pavement.

Nearest Dominoes is two towns away, maybe 24 miles.
Mom & Pop pizza joint in our nearby town will deliver - it we meet them up on the paved road.

I'm just an anti-social son-of-a-gun, people annoy me.
Our nearest Dominoes is an hour and a half to two hours in any direction. Y'all are living in the suburbs. If I want food that someone else has cooked, I have to drive 20 minutes to town, where there is a selection of four local eating establishments of dubious quality or the hot food deli in the Safeway.
 

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Who needs pizza when you got this?

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I may be wrong . . . but I'm thinking we got pigeons and crows bigger than that poor thing.

Y'all need to feed them once in a while . . . :vs_laugh:

May God bless,
Dwight
 

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...A damn Pizza Delivered!

Once a year, Mrs Slippy and her sisters (and Mom but her Mom is dead now) go to the beach, usually around fall time. I take this opportunity to get shit done that if Mrs Slippy were here, I'd have to put up with her constant bullshat about this and that etc...And Mrs S is not here to help me out...

So I get my project done, get a shower and crack open a bottle of Maker's Mark Bourbon Whisky and have a couple of tall drinks. Well, now I'm thinking..."A Pizza sure would taste good right about now"...But lo and freakin' behold, nobody deliver's out this far.

The county still does not have an "official" address for Slippy Lodge, they have a plat number for tax purposes and the access road to Slippy Lodge has an address for 911 purposes but that's it. The closest Pizza Joint is an independently owned restaurant that does not deliver and the closest dominoes is about 12 miles away.

Since I've been drinking, I WILL NOT get in the truck and go anywhere so NO PIZZA FOR SLIPPY TONITE! Well, if that's the worst thing about living free then I'll take it!

Guess I'll have to improvise...(time for another sip of Bourbon Whisky!) :vs_closedeyes:
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-French-Bread-Pizza
 

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I will keep my space over pizza anytime. If I want one bad enough I can jump on the bike ride 13 miles and get one. Of just grab one out of the freeze and 18 minutes it is ready.
 
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Sorry Slippy, but I just gotta say that looks like half a chicken!
I may be wrong . . . but I'm thinking we got pigeons and crows bigger than that poor thing.

Y'all need to feed them once in a while . . . :vs_laugh:

May God bless,
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I will admit that was a strange photo of that chicken stretching her neck, I guess she knew I was hungry and wanted to look as lean and pitiful as she could! Before someone calls SPCA on me for chicken abuse, here's a better shot of that same chicken!

Bird Phasianidae Beak Chicken Galliformes
 
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