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The heck with wimmin. I want to identify as a 75-year old man so I can collect full Social Security and Medicare!
 

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The heck with wimmin. I want to identify as a 75-year old man so I can collect full Social Security and Medicare!
I know! It's become a strange world, and we often laugh about it around here. Me and my oldest buddy often joke that, when one of us dies the other just rolls the body under the house and keeps collecting the pensions. But now, two guys can get married, and LEGALLY collect survivor/spouse benefits after one dies. No proposals have been forthcoming thank God LOL.
 

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Once a knight, always a knight.
But once a night, is enough for any man.,,, especially if you're over 50.

I'm recently married and that fact of life still holds true. :tango_face_smile:
 

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Who the heck would want to date any woman less than 50 anyway?

Oh, wait! For me, that would BE a younger woman.
 

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So you just want to f... yourself?... interesting post.

just joking : )
Get back with me when you are over 70 and have been married to the same woman for 4 or more DECADES. :vs_laugh:
 

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OH SHIT!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE SAVE @Camel923 FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE 911!

He is drunked up in his hot tub and has tipped over! HELP!!!!!
Appreciate the thought.
 
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