[Camel923]

https://www.naturalnews.com/2018-11...age-by-20-years-so-he-can-get-more-dates.html

Another piece of insanity that will aid in the fall of this once great republic.

 

[Camel923]

Perhaps I am drinking too much in the hot tub tonight.

 

[Back Pack Hack]

The heck with wimmin. I want to identify as a 75-year old man so I can collect full Social Security and Medicare!

 

[StratMaster]

Perhaps I am drinking too much in the hot tub tonight.

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Did I see Nessie in there for a sec?

 

[StratMaster]

I need some young girlfriend like I need another hole in my... behind.

 

[StratMaster]

The heck with wimmin. I want to identify as a 75-year old man so I can collect full Social Security and Medicare!

I know! It's become a strange world, and we often laugh about it around here. Me and my oldest buddy often joke that, when one of us dies the other just rolls the body under the house and keeps collecting the pensions. But now, two guys can get married, and LEGALLY collect survivor/spouse benefits after one dies. No proposals have been forthcoming thank God LOL.

 

[Slippy]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE SAVE @Camel923 FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE 911!

He is drunked up in his hot tub and has tipped over! HELP!!!!!

Perhaps I am drinking too much in the hot tub tonight.

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[Elvis]

Once a knight, always a knight.
But once a night, is enough for any man.,,, especially if you're over 50.

I'm recently married and that fact of life still holds true. :tango_face_smile:

 

[rice paddy daddy]

Who the heck would want to date any woman less than 50 anyway?

Oh, wait! For me, that would BE a younger woman.

 

[Elvis]

So you basically just want to F--k yourself?

 

[Elvis]

Who the heck would want to date any woman less than 50 anyway?

Oh, wait! For me, that would BE a younger woman.

So you just want to f... yourself?... interesting post.

just joking : )

 

[rice paddy daddy]

So you just want to f... yourself?... interesting post.

just joking : )

Get back with me when you are over 70 and have been married to the same woman for 4 or more DECADES. :vs_laugh:

 

[CoffeePot]

Shoot, all he'd have to do is wave some money in their face. If its marriage he's looking for he'd be better off taking a trip to Laos.

 

[soyer38301]

Key to dating younger women...hmmm..if you are old enough ( like me)...just make sure your life insurance is paid up...

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[Camel923]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE SAVE @Camel923 FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE 911!

He is drunked up in his hot tub and has tipped over! HELP!!!!!

Appreciate the thought.

 

[Denton]

https://www.naturalnews.com/2018-11...age-by-20-years-so-he-can-get-more-dates.html

Another piece of insanity that will aid in the fall of this once great republic.

The Netherlands is not a part of this republic.

 

[Denton]

Get back with me when you are over 70 and have been married to the same woman for 4 or more DECADES. :vs_laugh:

I've been married for fourteen years. Took three marriages to get this far, though.

 

[StratMaster]

The Netherlands is not a part of this republic.

Yes, and let's all avoid a faux pas and not confuse the Netherlands with the Nether REGIONS.

 

[StratMaster]

I've been married for fourteen years. Took three marriages to get this far, though.

I quit after two... but I'm a slow learner.

 

[23897]

I quit after two... but I'm a slow learner.

I'm currently on my first(practice) one.

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