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I think we should round up all the illegals and sell them into slavery.
OK, maybe not slavery exactly, but a 6 year forced indenture. We could set up a site like www.SlaveBay.gov, for example, and sell their labor to the highest bidder. Winning bidders would have to provide minimal food, shelter, and clothing, and be able to use them for whatever they wanted... within reason. For example, making them watch re-runs of "Hee Haw" would be strictly prohibited, but making them wax your pickup or mow your lawn would be perfectly fine.
The government could use the leftovers to improve our infrastructure. Have them rebuild bridges, roads, and dams, pick up trash, or whatever. These work gangs would be overseen by tough rifle packing guys on horseback who would all wear mirrored shades and say cool stuff like, "What we have here is failure to communicate!" Oh hell yeah.
They would all be forced to wear biometric collars that would send a text to the local INS office if removed. This would allow them to be rounded up within minutes if they tried to escape. Escapees would be forced to join the Coast Guard or some other, equally horrendous punishment.
After 6 years, we would grant them citizenship, secure in the knowledge that they truly understand the American way.
No, really, this would work!
OK, maybe not slavery exactly, but a 6 year forced indenture. We could set up a site like www.SlaveBay.gov, for example, and sell their labor to the highest bidder. Winning bidders would have to provide minimal food, shelter, and clothing, and be able to use them for whatever they wanted... within reason. For example, making them watch re-runs of "Hee Haw" would be strictly prohibited, but making them wax your pickup or mow your lawn would be perfectly fine.
The government could use the leftovers to improve our infrastructure. Have them rebuild bridges, roads, and dams, pick up trash, or whatever. These work gangs would be overseen by tough rifle packing guys on horseback who would all wear mirrored shades and say cool stuff like, "What we have here is failure to communicate!" Oh hell yeah.
They would all be forced to wear biometric collars that would send a text to the local INS office if removed. This would allow them to be rounded up within minutes if they tried to escape. Escapees would be forced to join the Coast Guard or some other, equally horrendous punishment.
After 6 years, we would grant them citizenship, secure in the knowledge that they truly understand the American way.
No, really, this would work!