You must be new at "Market Research" Introduction on most forums are for just that, personal introduction and not for opening the door for a later sales gimmick.
That would be a "Negative" on the survey sonny. (punch grabbing Raoul's head and mussing up his hair)
And heres' your sign...
(ding dang it, where are my idiot signs?)
You would think that these brain donors would read the new member instructions, post a howdy post and have some type of report or standing before whipping out their multi-level marketing sales kit order book. I for one would like to see more creative sales approaches. Like giving away a quad or a deer rifle. But a survey huh? Thats the best you can do? Please think back (speaking to the OP) When you wrote your sales spiel there, Did you really put forth your very best efforts or did you just phone it in? I mean this is how you are trying to make a living and provide for your family and frankly I'm disappointed in you efforts. I mean come on, you and I both know that you are capable of doing much, much better. And you call yourself a salesman... Salesman indeed! You make me sick! Now you get back in that house mister and show me that you can do better and we'll discuss when I will return your Xbox 360, I mean it! You are not stupid, you just are not applying yourself.
There! Now we can be friends again! You're a Daisy if you do!
punch (kinder and gentler and now with "Aloe Vera")