Your dream can easily be reality! Squirrel, turkey, deer, dove, ducks, geese, racoon, possum, black bear, skunk. Not much out there won't come in for some sweet feed being tossed out of a spreader every day!
A friend I used to work with told me to take a 55 gal drum and put corn on top of the bottom, do that every day for a week and then turn the barrel open side up and you have an effective turkey trap. Never tried it myself, but if the bird can't flap its wings it probably can't get out.