I just now watched that LMAO @ top heavy Elvis impersonator that is frikkin pricelessI got tagged in that video swarm myself. Here are my five items:
I have to say, since I made this video, I have changed my mind and feel that a tough bunt object like a crowbar or length of rebar would be better than the machete.
I used to have a crowbar in the CR-V, and funny story. They were cutting me out of it, and the firefighter saw my maglite so he tries to distract me from the pain by going "What, you been hitting people with this?" and I was like "No, that's what the crowbar is for." and he looked past it and was like "Oh"Crowbars have tons of uses!