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Wow, it's hard to beat the new Victorynuts VN-30 Swiss Army Gun...
This baby has it all. It's the world's first .22/.223/.308/.50 cal/12 gauge, and features an innovative tubular belt magazine feed system, red, white, and blue lasers, built-in 10-50 x 75mm scope with rangefinder, targeting computer, and night vision capability, bottle opener, screwdriver, and a handy 10,000 lumen light/IR illuminator that is guaranteed to blind everything within 2 miles!
Perfect for BOBs, this great new folder accepts the new 400 round quad stack mags for hours of shooting fun, and is just right for everything from plinking and small game to shooting down enemy aircraft and starting insurrections. Wait till you see the looks you get at the range when you stroll in toting 24 pounds of the most horrific death machine ever created... priceless!
These are sure to be banned as soon as someone "important" sees them, so don't delay, get one today!
PS: I have it on good authority that Chuck Norris is afraid of this awesome new weapon!

This baby has it all. It's the world's first .22/.223/.308/.50 cal/12 gauge, and features an innovative tubular belt magazine feed system, red, white, and blue lasers, built-in 10-50 x 75mm scope with rangefinder, targeting computer, and night vision capability, bottle opener, screwdriver, and a handy 10,000 lumen light/IR illuminator that is guaranteed to blind everything within 2 miles!
Perfect for BOBs, this great new folder accepts the new 400 round quad stack mags for hours of shooting fun, and is just right for everything from plinking and small game to shooting down enemy aircraft and starting insurrections. Wait till you see the looks you get at the range when you stroll in toting 24 pounds of the most horrific death machine ever created... priceless!
These are sure to be banned as soon as someone "important" sees them, so don't delay, get one today!
PS: I have it on good authority that Chuck Norris is afraid of this awesome new weapon!