Best Military witticisms

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Gunner's Mate

Discussion Starter · Nov 24, 2013

You can Run but you will only die tired

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M110 8 inch with the W33 Nuclear Round in Germany in the 70's...Nothing but Field Artillery then retirement ...And I'm totally sign launguage deaf to boot...Would I do it again?..Hell Yes! Later they put a longer tube and a muzzle brake on it!

Vehicle Self-propelled artillery Combat vehicle Motor vehicle Tank

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SGT E

· #82 · Mar 14, 2015 (Edited)

M110a2...And a 8 inch TOWED howitzer! We finally sold all the 8 inch guns to Korea...Taiwan...England and a dozen other countries. replaced it with the Palladin that I was lucky enough to help develop for a while!

Sky Plant Cloud Combat vehicle Self-propelled artillery

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jnichols2

· #83 · Mar 14, 2015

C-130 Crew Chief: Six long rings mean prepare for impact.

Timid Passenger: Sarge, how should I prepare for impact?

C-130 Crew Chief: It don't make a damn bit of difference.

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Gunner's Mate

Discussion Starter · #84 · Mar 15, 2015

jnichols2 said:
C-130 Crew Chief: Six long rings mean prepare for impact.

Timid Passenger: Sarge, how should I prepare for impact?

C-130 Crew Chief: It don't make a damn bit of difference.

place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

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Jakthesoldier

· #85 · Mar 15, 2015

Shut your cock holster/cum dumpster etc.

fu** and every possible derivitive.

you don't punch a time clock, therefore you must be here the whole time.

Because the good idea fairy was here

Its not supposed to make sense, this is the army.

Tattoos make you less able to do your job

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