Welcome from Tennessee. My only extended amount of time in MO was Boot Camp in Ft. Leonard Wood 25 years ago. But there is some nice woodland country there.
Hahaha!Smart thinking on that. All my paternal Grandpa's folks escaped from Tennessee back in the good old days. As great great uncle Davy Crockett told his homies, "Yall can go to heck..I am going to Texas." (rough paraphrase).