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    Joe Biden made it clear China is not a threat and ti be ignored. And remember he has 40 years experience. And was the great ones vice.
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    After reading this Obama said I am on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smitty901 View Post
    Joe Biden made it clear China is not a threat and ti be ignored. And remember he has 40 years experience. And was the great ones vice.
    Yeah, Joe Biden is a two time looser who couldn't find his ass crack with two hands and a flashlight. We should listen to him? Yeah, right. Keep talking Joe.
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    I'm not worried even if China has the bomb and intends to use it on us. As a Packer fan, I always consider more that just the 'statistics' but the past game plans, as well. Consider the "time issue."

    The latest Head Ubangi of Beijing decides to bomb the USA. As one of their sacred feast days, they immediately assassinate over 100,000 of their own citizens for good luck. And in a unique turn, it was good luck--for the deceased. They now don't have to live in the festering Asian stink hole.

    Carefully, their engineers lower the bomb into the hold of a Chinese junk--resulting in eleven sinkings. It took over a month for them to patch the paper and paste hull to hold the intense load. The Head Ubangi takes the credit for suggesting they use their best and fleetest battle cruiser to make the overseas delivery. He immediately calls for a young male concubine, which is replaced with a 32 year old gay man because all Chinese look alike.

    Four months later the junk crashes into the reefs along the coast of the Baja California Peninsula. Well, they're not exactly reefs, but actually the numerous sand castles made by children of San Diego who were on vacation. Now that the junk is totally and actually junk, the remaining crew use the scrap to build the famous "Nuclear Rickshaw" whose plans were based on a old episode of "Seinfeld." It takes almost two weeks for the glue to set up.

    Now on the road with numerous stolen mules, the surviving crew is shaking it's fist and singing "Kumbaya." Then just as victory is within their grasp, the chief engineer, Tu Fu Ejaks, sees a loose bolt on the bomb's girth restraining strap. He whips out his favorite ball-peen hammer (made in the belly of the beast, Detroit Michigan), and smacks the errant fastener back into place.

    ...even the elderly in Van Nuys claim they saw the brilliant flash in the night sky. And it only took five months and three weeks to emulate themselves...

    Fear the Chinese? I have more to fear from my chop suey than from this gang that can't shoot straight.
    ...No matter where you are it's enemy territory...

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    A Retried Air Foce Colonel pal and Vet of Desert Storm told me one time missles is about all the Chicoms have to use. They dont have much of an expeditionary capability to do land invasions. Their supply lines would be way too long and tenuous making them easy to cut. Not sure about that but it sounded plausible.

 

 
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