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    Just Saying hey from Denmark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneprep View Post
    Just Saying hey from Denmark
    Welcome.

    Had to do a little research on Denmark as I didn't know a lot about your country. The only thing I knew about Denmark was that I used to dip Copenhagen snuff!

    Some things I learned;

    Denmark is the home of LEGO. Didn't know that. Do y'all build any houses using the LEGO concept?

    Denmark us considered the Happiest Country in the World?

    Denmark people raise a lot of pigs and eat a lot of pork. (One reason y'all are happy I suspect!)

    Denmark is famous for Castles.

    Thanks, your new friend Slippy!
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    Denmark? Yikes, I played with LEGOs, too!

    I hope you get to visit America. Here's some savvy advice.

    Get steerage to Guatemala and take a bus to the Mexican border. Tell the 97 Federal American border security agents that you are Mexican, unemployed, speak little English and have no plans to seek employment once you cross the USA border.

    They will immediately let you pass without asking for documentation or even your fake name.

    It works every time, and saves you big bucks on buying that worthless passport. And if you tell this lie often enough, a Kardashian will marry you...
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    ...No matter where you are it's enemy territory...

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    Yes we are Pretty happy probely Because og The High taxes we pay��
    Lego is Best deathtraps to have in The house hehe
    No almost al of Our houses is brickhouses
    Yes we are a farming country we doing love The smell of bacon
    But we Also Pretty big in Wind energy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneprep View Post
    But we Also Pretty big in Wind energy
    So are we modern Americans.

    We have a representative here named Nancy Pelosi. When she gets to talking she can power four large American schools with both lights and air conditioning.

    She once yelled at an armed guard and blew over his Brinks Truck...
    ...No matter where you are it's enemy territory...

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    Hahahaha we heard alot of things about her and trump

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneprep View Post
    Yes we are Pretty happy probely Because og The High taxes we pay��
    Lego is Best deathtraps to have in The house hehe
    No almost al of Our houses is brickhouses
    Yes we are a farming country we doing love The smell of bacon
    But we Also Pretty big in Wind energy
    I usually don't give out my opinion but every now and again the good folks here at the Prepper Forum ask me for some tidbits of wisdom...so listen and listen well to a little segment we like to call SAD...(Slippy's Advice for the Day!)

    Do whatever it takes to keep the muslims out of your country.

    Thanks!

    PS Regarding Wind Energy check out the thread on "How do you eat your Beans"
    Last edited by Slippy; 06-16-2019 at 07:20 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Denmark is the home of LEGO. Didn't know that. Do y'all build any houses using the LEGO concept?
    I figured you to be a fart smeller but it turns out you are a smart feller.

    That would revolutionize the construction industry. It would be the perfect prepper house. UV protected plastic blocks that anybody could lift and assemble, just tap in place with a rubber mallet. Genius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneprep View Post
    Yes we are a farming country we doing love The smell of bacon
    Mmmmmm...........Bacon!

    With that, welcome to the forum.

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    Welcome.
    "There is nothing so exhilarating as to be shot at without result." Winston Churchill
    "Leave the artillerymen alone, they are an obstinate lot." Napoleon
    Member: VFW, American Legion, Vietnam Veterans of America, Society of the 5th Infantry Division, Sons of the American Revolution.

 

 
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