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Catch a plane to Las Vegas. When you get to McCarran look for a fat Asian guy in a tuxedo. Ask him to take you to Big Bertha and tell him Arklatex sent you. All your problems will be solved and...
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 08:50 PM
You sounded like you needed a laugh. I've been there too.
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 08:50 PM
[QUOTE=Blackcat;338878]My favourite time of year but nothing happens here... Im to far in the middle of nowhere. There is a showing of rocky horror at a nearby town I might go see. Its like two hours...
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 08:41 PM
Stanley range They were head hunters and cannibals, most likely still are. They did chop up and eat japs during WW2. The Papuan guides helped us and the Brits to survive in the Melanesian jungle...
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 08:40 PM
I don't care who you are now that's funny. Lord forgive me and bless the pygmies of New Guinea.
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 07:57 PM
Aside from perhaps displaying Slippy's pikes, how are you preparing for Halloween? 13258
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 07:44 PM
It can be a lonely world out there or in here Blackcat. I know how you feel though, my wife won't talk to me either but still takes my paycheck... huh? That's okay, take it from me, enjoy the peace...
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 07:35 PM
Love stinks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8p5Mihi4w
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 07:30 PM
I was young! My high school sweetheart and first GF and I were together for 3 years and out of the blue dumped me hard! I really did mope around for 4 years just lost! I went out on a few dates but...
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 07:04 PM
Don't waste 4 years of your life moping around like I did. I'll never get those years back! I eventually met a wonderful woman and we have been married now 34 years!
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 07:03 PM
Write her a letter telling her everything you said here. Use snail mail not email. Give it a few weeks, if you get nothing then it is over. We all had our first loves and our heart broken. You...
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 07:02 PM
Love sucks my friend. There is no way around it!! Just know that there is a person out there that will love you as much as you love them....don't settle!!! You deserve the best!!
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 07:02 PM
And.... A safety reminder. My mom got the bright idea to start making her own candles in the kitchen. Somehow one of the kitchen curtains caught on fire, and the flames licked up so fast up the...
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 06:46 PM
First off, we have a big ass pail of cheap candles so we are prepared. Second, if I need some fats and such in a SHTF situation, then I'll render some from the sumbitches whose heads adorn my...
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 06:46 PM
Use peanut oil.
Liked On: 10-18-2015, 06:43 PM
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