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    The Sensitive Man...

    The Sensitive Man



    A woman meets a man in a bar.



    They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..



    They get back to his place,


    And as he shows her around his apartment.


    She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
    Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.



    There are three shelves in the bedroom,


    With hundreds and hundreds of cute,


    Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed


    In rows, covering the entire wall!



    It was obvious that he had taken
    Quite some time to lovingly arrange them



    And she was immediately touched



    By the amount of thought he had
    Put into organizing the display.



    There were small bears all along
    The bottom shelf,



    Medium-sized bears covering the
    Length of the middle shelf,



    And huge, enormous bears running
    All the way along the top shelf.


    She found it strange for an
    Obviously masculine guy



    To have such a large collection of
    Teddy Bears,


    She is quite impressed by his
    Sensitive side.



    But doesn't mention this to him.



    They share a bottle of wine and
    Continue talking and,



    After awhile, she finds herself
    Thinking,


    'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
    Could be the one!



    Maybe he could be the future
    Father of my children?'


    She turns to him and kisses him
    Lightly on the lips


    He responds warmly.


    They continue to kiss, the passion builds,


    And he romantically lifts her in
    His arms and carries her into his bedroom



    Where they rip off each other's
    Clothes and make hot, steamy love.


    She is so overwhelmed that she
    Responds with more passion,

    More creativity, more heat than she
    Has ever known.


    After an intense, explosive night
    Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

    They are lying there together in
    The afterglow.
    The woman rolls over, gently
    Strokes his chest and asks coyly,

    'Well, how was it?'

    The guy gently smiles at her,

    Strokes her cheek,
    Looks deeply into her eyes,



    And says:






    'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
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    @Urinal Cake I think you win the prize for Political INcorrectness. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideKahr View Post
    @Urinal Cake I think you win the prize for Political INcorrectness. LOL.
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    Got me. I thought for sure they were all nanny cams. He
    was likely making a fortune live streaming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stockton View Post
    Got me. I thought for sure they were all nanny cams. He
    was likely making a fortune live streaming.
    I think this says a lot about you my friend. Bazinga!

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    Good joke, thanks
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    Cakes you never fail to crack me up!
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    hahaha
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    Too funny!
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