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    That's Why We Drink...

    My sincerest apologies to those who battle with alcohol but to lighten the mood with all the crazy economic, political and covid19 shat going on...

    Its no secret I like to indulge every now and again and have been doing for almost 44 years now...But why do we drink? I've asked myself that question many a time and come up with some doozies thats for dang sure. But some ol country singer Justin Moore came up with a pretty catch tune that captures Why We Drink. Enjoy.

    'Cause it's Friday
    'Cause it's Monday
    'Cause it's a charcoal burning Sunday
    'Cause we ain't gonna get to one day
    That's why we drink

    'Cause the sun's up
    'Cause it's sundown
    'Cause my wound up needs a little unwound
    'Cause we've been working all day but we're done now
    Yeah, that's why we drink

    'Cause they're ice cold
    'Cause it's hot out
    'Cause we're Jon Boat sitting with the line out
    'Cause we're a little messed up, but it's cheaper than a dang ole shrink

    'Cause we're grown up
    'Cause we're still kids
    'Cause we love doing things 'cause our daddies did
    'Cause it's alcohol abuse if you pour one down the sink
    Yeah, that's why we drink

    'Cause our team lost
    'Cause our team won
    'Cause Sweet Home Alabama just came on
    'Cause we're looking for a reason to raise one
    Yeah, that's why we drink

    'Cause they're ice cold
    'Cause it's hot out
    'Cause we're Jon Boat sitting with the line out
    'Cause we're a little messed up, but it's cheaper than a dang old shrink

    'Cause we're grown up
    'Cause we're still kids
    'Cause we love doing things 'cause our daddies did
    'Cause it's alcohol abuse if you pour one down the sink
    Yeah, that's why we drink

    To good friends, good times, you and me
    To the red, white and blue boys and girls overseas

    'Cause they're ice cold
    'Cause it's hot out
    'Cause we're Jon Boat sitting with the line out
    'Cause we're a little messed up, but it's cheaper than a dang old shrink
    That's why we drink

    'Cause we're grown up
    'Cause we're still kids
    'Cause we love doing things 'cause our daddies did
    'Cause it's alcohol abuse if you pour one down the sink
    Yeah, that's why we drink

    Yea-ea-eah
    That's why we drink
    That's why we drink

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    I drink because it helps rinse the tobacco out of my mouth.
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    Amen to that!!!

    In fact.. I think I’ll go hoist one now!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
    I drink because it helps rinse the tobacco out of my mouth.
    When I was your age I drank with tobacco IN MY MOUTH!

    (Advise to the young'uns...don't chew tobacco unless you are OK with putting the equivelant of the cost of a late model Ford F150 in your mouth for implants!)
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    Well I for one only have a drink on days that end in Y.

    Actually I don't as the PD has a policy that says no alcohol within 16 hours of a shift. That means you really can only drink on your days off.
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    Sweet Home Alabama just came on....

    My ol Dad used to say; "if you think you want to drink, you best be the first man up the next morning and get to work on the jobsite first and work all day without complaining. If you can't do that, don't drink.

    He also said when I got my first career job; Be the first one at work, the last one to leave and don't try to outdress you boss." Be polite, and every now and then invite a co-worker to the house for a BBQ."

    Not bad advise.
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    When I drink, I drink due to pain. I don’t do it lightly as I’ve found alcohol to be the most dangerous substance I’ve ever known.
    "Reality is almost always wrong."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
    I drink because it helps rinse the tobacco out of my mouth.

    I drink as I'm hurt kilis the pain, lets me sleep. Been there? Done that?
    Last edited by Mad Trapper; 07-04-2020 at 03:46 PM.

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    A little (emphasis on little) wine is good for the soul. July is the month of the Precious Blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Trapper View Post
    Does Hot nursey give you the tongue? Still?


    Not my business. GOOD LUCK!
    Well good luck w/Woman Sas.

    I'm still drinking away accident pain no relief.

    Take care
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