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I really messed up in Yosemite.

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    I really messed up in Yosemite.

    I gone and done it now. I proposed to hot nursey and dang if she didnt say yes.

    This Squatch is screwed now. Damn mountain air does crazy things to your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
    I gone and done it now. I proposed to hot nursey and dang if she didnt say yes.

    This Squatch is screwed now. Damn mountain air does crazy things to your head.

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    Are you kidding? Seriously? Do I have to subject myself to TSA molestation to witness your wedding?
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    Great, does that mean little squatches running around?
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    Well congrats you hairy beast

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    Nice catch beast! She's a keeper!
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    Great news Squatch, now do the right thing by her and get her out of California.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
    I gone and done it now. I proposed to hot nursey and dang if she didnt say yes.

    This Squatch is screwed now. Damn mountain air does crazy things to your head.

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    Sasq my boy,

    Because I see you as a friend, (or more accurately like that bastard son that I may have had when I was a dopey teenager and the kid moved across country and turned out to be a good dude...but I digress...)

    Before I send any congrats, I will treat you exactly like I would treat any other friend who I have best wishes for so stay with me...or not...

    I believe this will be your first marriage and Hot Nursey has been married before and has children, correct?

    If there are children or a child from a previous marriage, the success rate of a second marriage is around 30%. 7 out of 10 marriages like this fail.

    If this is her 3rd marriage, almost 8 out of 10 fail. Think about that. Batting 300 might get you in the Hall but when children are involved, those odds suck. Batting 200 means the Mendoza line and everyone knows Mendoza sucked. Please don't suck.

    Children pose some of the biggest obstacles in marriage. The number 1 hot button subject in our marriage was the discipline of our sons. Add to that a child who had Childhood Cancer and the "mama-bear" would come out of Mrs S in a way that would make the movie The Exorcist proud. Understand that. And they are both of our biological sons.

    Women tend to over protect their children and in a second marriage that tends to ramp up in multiples. Many men in step-children situations have some sort of resentment due to the fact that these children are not biologically theirs. Add an Ex-husband or Partner and the fact that children are master manipulators if allowed to be, then shit can get squirrely fast.

    Teen children only excascerbate the problem, we all know that.

    I'll suggest at least 1 year of pre-marriage counseling just to be on the same page with children and I'll trust that you both are on the same page regarding finances, religion, politics, etc.

    Sasq, I don't expect a response but I do want to make you think about these things if you have not. Kids today have a lot of crap stacked against them and it pisses me off to see parents or a parent put their children in more difficult situations than they need to be in and are not prepared to handle it. Remember this is a Preparation Website...

    I pray that you end up being the absolute best thing for Hot Nursey's kid or kids and if anyone can do it, I have the ultimate faith that you WILL!

    But remember, Slippy's Famous Marriage Counseling and Pike Emporium will forever be at your service!

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    Your friend,

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    Um.......... it's not like you HAVE to get married................. do ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back Pack Hack View Post
    Um.......... it's not like you HAVE to get married................. do ya?
    BPH,

    (Slippy jostles his good friend Back Pack Hack to remind him to please wake up, the 1950's want their morals back)...

    It is pretty apparent that now-a-days NO ONE gives a shit about out of wedlock births, matter of fact they seem to rejoice in it.
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