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    HELP! Tax Advise Needed!

    April 15 is nearly upon us and like many of you, I strive to adhere to the unconstitutional tax laws of the land obviously to avoid jail time and that such nonsense...but I digress!

    I am about to file my taxes and want to make sure I am doing the right thing. Under DEPENDENTS Am I being correct to list my dependents as;

    20 Million Illegals,

    40 Million People on SNAP Food Stamps and

    Over 100 Shit-Hole Countries that receive aid from my earnings?


    Or am I estimating a bit low on this? Please any TAX EXPERTS chime in!

    As always,

    Your Friend,

    Slippy!

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    I think you nailed it!


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    You got it right, now the rest of us need to follow suit....
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    I filled out the SuperEZ 1040 this year.

    Line 1: How much did you make last year? $___________
    Line 2: Send it it!
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    I gotta tell you.... that sounds like a terrible idea. When do we start?
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    That about sums it up.
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    I don't know Slippy, I think you might be a little light there. I am sure you can find more if you really look.
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    You forgot the incarcerated.

    And all the gubbamint employees.
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    I gotta tell you.... that sounds like a terrible idea. When do we start?
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    Heh, heh, heh.

    Wait until you young men find out your Social Security is taxable income too.

    Not only that, but if you go back to work part time after retirement, federal income tax and Medicare are taken out of your paycheck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    April 15 is nearly upon us and like many of you, I strive to adhere to the unconstitutional tax laws of the land obviously to avoid jail time and that such nonsense...but I digress!

    I am about to file my taxes and want to make sure I am doing the right thing. Under DEPENDENTS Am I being correct to list my dependents as;

    20 Million Illegals,

    40 Million People on SNAP Food Stamps and

    Over 100 Shit-Hole Countries that receive aid from my earnings?


    Or am I estimating a bit low on this? Please any TAX EXPERTS chime in!

    As always,

    Your Friend,

    Slippy!
    I am no tax expert, although I play one on my Podcast, but I say you got it right. In fact to show their appreciation, the federal government, for you getting it so right they will most likely give you a free vacation at a federal resort. These are gated communities with armed staff so you will be safe.
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