What Would You Do in This Situation?? (Contest)

[Slippy]

I got a gun mother$*cker tell me what the [email protected]$ck is going on now.

I can help but need to know the truth to do it, tell me what is going on and now

If you try to come in by force I'm keeping you out by force.

Now talk and quick.

Damn Will, that's some intimidating shit right there. I especially like the line; If you try to come in by force I'm keeping you out by force. Good stuff.

[Gunner's Mate]

Alfred bring me a wild turkey and coke

Id turn on the PA system and play this
Then I would activate the Bat Button that converts my living room into a fortified bunker and CP with a turret mounted GE minigun

[AquaHull]

^^Enough said ^^

[microprepper]

Damn Will, that's some intimidating shit right there. I especially like the line; If you try to come in by force I'm keeping you out by force. Good stuff.

Here's another line to have handy: "I won't call 911. But if you don't leave me alone, I'll fix it so you will!"