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You Might Be A Prepper... (A Nod To Jeff Foxworthy)

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    You Might Be A Prepper... (A Nod To Jeff Foxworthy)

    If your kids have bug out bags instead of Christmas stockings? You might be a prepper!

    If you refer to your vacation spot as your 'BOL'? You might be a prepper!

    If you have a first aid kit that would make an surgical field hospital look like a first aid kit? You might be a prepper!
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    Check.

    Check.

    And check.
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    rest in peace Corporal Bradley Coy 06/08/92-10/24/14

    Rest in Peace Sgt Mackie. 10/19/19

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    If your idea of the perfect birthday present is a vacuum sealer, a supply of mylar, And O2 absorbers? You might be a prepper!

    If your idea of a romantic getaway is to go out to the back of beyond to train with your equipment? You might be a prepper!

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    If the thought of seeing your wife in a ghillie suit gets you all hot and bothered. You might be a prepper.
    rest in peace Corporal Bradley Coy 06/08/92-10/24/14

    Rest in Peace Sgt Mackie. 10/19/19

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    If you eat your dandelions instead of spray them? You might be a prepper!

    If you go can grocery shopping without entering a grocery store? You might be a prepper!
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    If you are at a car show, and your first thought while looking at a spectacular fully restored 1969 F-100 is "hey, I need that, it's EMP proof" you might be a prepper.

    If you check the expiration/best by dates of everything you buy to make sure you are getting the freshest (longest storing) items on the shelf, you might be a prepper.

    If your teenage daughter starts dating a young man and you hate him and want to shoot him (and, unlike most fathers, you have the guns, ammo and training do it, and a BOL to hide the body) you might be a prepper.

    If instead of "until death do us part" your wedding vows read "from my cold, dead hands" you might be a prepper.

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    If you give prepping related gifts for Christmas gifts.




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    If you have ever calculated your prepper score ....
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    If the perfume that your wife wears that turns you on the most is Hoppe's Number 9, you might be a prepper.

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    If you have more solar panels than solyndra.




 

 
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