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    A life boat too full.

    So the SHTF happens. You are living off your preps and your garden. And one day the three Kardashian whores show up in need bagging for you to take them in. How do you react?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alteredstate View Post
    So the SHTF happens. You are living off your preps and your garden. And one day the three Kardashian whores show up in need bagging for you to take them in. How do you react?
    Depends. Did they figure out what I have?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alteredstate View Post
    So the SHTF happens. You are living off your preps and your garden. And one day the three Kardashian whores show up in need bagging for you to take them in. How do you react?
    Order to leave, then three rounds of 7.62X39 expended, they most likely were a recon for others.

    I will have no tolerance for this type of shit. I worry more about my ex showing up, will get the same treatment if needed.

    We are practicing gun drills during the day now.

    Unlimbered a few special pieces and made them ready if ever needed, which I hope not, end of the world as we know it.

    Loaded 30 more mags today for AR's and AK's, will do FAL and M14 mags tomorrow about 10 each.

    I already have plenty loaded, just increasing the pile, no need to load them all.

    did 10 more for the Galils that bring them up to 50 loaded, 25 each for the 5.56 ones.

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    Ask them who they are since I would not recognize them if they bit me. Then, ask if they need directions since there is no reason they would ever show up in my unfashionable backwoods area.
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    First off, what is a Kardashian? They would be told to leave, then there response would dictate my next move. if they fail to leave, they would get the business end of my .556. If they do leave, I would relocate if at all practical and/or possible, so if they return, they would find nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redhawk View Post
    First off, what is a Kardashian? They would be told to leave, then there response would dictate my next move. if they fail to leave, they would get the business end of my .556. If they do leave, I would relocate if at all practical and/or possible, so if they return, they would find nothing.
    What’s a Kardashian???
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    I would recognize them and their cosmetically inflated rear ends. They would quickly be pointed to another direction regardless of their story or peril. I do not fare well with drama or its queens.
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    The least thing I would enjoy seeing is 6 artificially inflated Kardashian bubble ass cheeks basking in the sunlight.
    Last edited by Chiefster23; 03-26-2020 at 05:21 AM.

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    Could be a way to make a profit. Peddle their big butts for a tin of canned meat for each go round. And feed them subsistence. Truly hungry people will do about anything. Don’t like it? Find something better.
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