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Thoughts on Funerals Since Nobody is Getting Out of This Alive!

This is a discussion on Thoughts on Funerals Since Nobody is Getting Out of This Alive! within the General Prepper and Survival Talk forums, part of the Survivalist, Prepper, Bushcrafter, Forest Rangers category; I always feel like I should say something, but don't, when someone looks at the deceased and says they look so natural. Not sure what ...

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    I always feel like I should say something, but don't, when someone looks at the deceased and says they look so natural. Not sure what I would say anyway, other than being disrespectful.
    Last edited by 1skrewsloose; 01-18-2020 at 06:55 PM.
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    I have instructed my wife to go the cardboard box cremation route. No reason to waste thousands on a couple hundred pounds of rotting meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1skrewsloose View Post
    I always feel like I should say something, but don't, when someone looks at the deceased and says they look so natural. Not sure what I would say anyway, other than being disrespectful.
    Something like; "He didn't look that good when he was alive"
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    A funeral is big expense. Mrs. Camel and I have elected cremation.
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    In the chiefster house, we have elected no viewing, no services, no grave site. Just cremation as cheap as possible and then ashes scattered in a favorite place. Mrs chiefster only has an adult daughter and I have pretty much no one so spending $ to enrich the undertaker makes zero sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster23 View Post
    In the chiefster house, we have elected no viewing, no services, no grave site. Just cremation as cheap as possible and then ashes scattered in a favorite place. Mrs chiefster only has an adult daughter and I have pretty much no one so spending $ to enrich the undertaker makes zero sense.
    (Slippy wonders if Chiefster would make him the sole beneficiary of his vast estate. Slippy promises that the majority of the proceeds will go towards Whisky, Women and Guns! The rest will be blown on frivalous scat! )

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    If Slippy inherited Chiefster’s estate, Slippy would only be able to party with cheap wine, 2nd or 3rd hand cheap guns, and maybe one very old cheap assed hooker. There wouldn’t be any left over for wasting on scat!

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    It’s already started. I aim to share my writings with nephews and nieces. We have no kids. These twerps (nephews and nieces) will have to suffer through what we have written, and then will have to decipher some codes. Some codes are easy some won’t be, but they will have to look up my das DOB, my moms first address and things I want them to know. When they do they’ll be directed to places I want them to see, visit, and find my stashes of goods, bullion, and more. Otherwise they get what they deserve . NOTHING.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stowlin View Post
    Plan

    It’s already started. I aim to share my writings with nephews and nieces. We have no kids. These twerps (nephews and nieces) will have to suffer through what we have written, and then will have to decipher some codes. Some codes are easy some won’t be, but they will have to look up my das DOB, my moms first address and things I want them to know. When they do they’ll be directed to places I want them to see, visit, and find my stashes of goods, bullion, and more. Otherwise they get what they deserve . NOTHING.
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    Something like; "He didn't look that good when he was alive" @Prepared One

    That is priceless, hope you don't mind if I use it.
    Last edited by 1skrewsloose; 01-21-2020 at 07:50 AM.
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