This is a discussion on Where Are They Now? Past Interesting Contributors At PF. within the General Talk forums, part of the General Discussion category; Originally Posted by bigwheel What happened to Toronto Girl. She was interesting. Ya mean ya didn't get the memo? She run off with Fred Garvin ...
I always thought Shot Lady would return...
Trump arrives to save America!
Operator6 and M118LR were my favorite...I got them at the very end, we really need a Hall of Shame/Infamy to record the post(s) that get them tossed...granted Operator6 put me on ignore because I called him out on his crap
sent from a paper cup and string via quantum wierdness
Well here in the east south west summer is starting to draw to a close. I'm sad to see it end but I enjoy thinking back on all of the great times we have had this summer. Like Memorial Day Weekend... Spud and I decided to get a pool. So we went to Walmart and found one with almost everything we wanted, except a diving board. But that is okay, I was able to make a diving board from a hood of an old tractor we inherited from Spud's grandma (may she RIP). It took a few hours to put it together and all night to fill it. But was well worth the wait. It looks just as nice as those pools you see at the discount motor lodges along the interstate. The next day we invited Spud's mom, Ginger (not her real name) and little sister, Doris (not her real name) over for a pool party. I even dug out my old margarita machine and cleaned it up for the occasion. Ginger showed up with all of her usual goodies: a quart of Gibley's Gin for herself and a pony keg or Pabst Blue Ribbon for Doris and a whole cooler full of pickled eggs. We brought the stereo outside and were partying like rock stars to Barry Manilow. We were dancing and screaming only stopping to refill our drinks and pee. Except Doris (not her real name), she just stayed in the pool with a floating cooler and her keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Spud made the frozen chicken tenders that I like so much and we even had pizza flavored Hot Pockets. We must have been having too much fun because I woke up wearing a dress and missing my eyebrows. Doris (who I think is slightly retarded) was straddling the keg which she had taken to calling Mr Ed. In my fun induced state I did not completely grasp chemistry of Doris eating 22 pickled eggs and drinking a keg of warm Pabst Blue Ribbon because just as started to light the BBQ grill to cook some gourmet Armor hot dogs, Doris ripped a hot one. The explosion looked like something out of the movie Backdraft. Flames shot across the yard in all directions but Dave took the worst of it (the big orange one, not the smaller black and white ones). Now one thing you do not want is a 20 pound untrained cat running around your yard on fire! Spud and I scooped him up and threw him the pool. They say cats can't swim but Dave swims pretty good. By the time the fire was out he had already swam to the side of the pool and was lunging at Doris's head. She was screaming like a spider monkey on crack. It took all of us, Spud Ginger and me to pull him off Doris's face. But other than that, a good time was had by all. And Doris just had the last reconstructive surgery last week.
Respect everything, fear nothing.